The most powerful thing you're not drinking.
Powerful for two thousand years — you just never liked drinking it. Hot, bitter, boring. So we made it light and refreshing: green tea you'll actually enjoy.
- Save $72
- + Green Gooddess ($59)
- + Jade Mountain ($39)
- FREE Limited-edition Anew® bottle ($10)
- FREE Stainless-steel tea strainer ($19)
New customers only · FREE NZ shipping
You've tried it.
You stopped.
Here's why.
Three reasons people quit green tea. All of them fair. All of them fixable.
It tasted like lawn clippings
Bitter, flat — so you quit. Reasonable. This is cold and effervescent, or smooth loose leaf. Good enough to actually want.
You never saw results
Green tea compounds like interest. You feel it over a life, not a week. Most people leave before the payoff.
You thought it was optional
It isn't. The power is in the repetition, not the cup.
Nothing happens when you drink green tea once. Everything happens when you keep drinking it.
Two things changed since you quit.
One — it's delicious now.
Two — you know how it works: a daily default, not an overnight miracle in a mug.
Not a quick fix. A staple.
Stubborn weight, fatigue, inflammation and cognition — and what green tea does for each, once it becomes daily.
Metabolism that keeps up
Green tea's catechins and caffeine give energy expenditure and fat metabolism a measurable nudge. The kind of small daily edge that only adds up because it's part of the foundation.
EGCG · catechins
Energy without the crash
L-theanine takes the edge off the caffeine, so you get level, sustained alertness — instead of a spike and a 3pm collapse.
L-theanine · caffeine
Less background noise
Green tea's polyphenols are among the most-studied anti-inflammatory compounds there are. The research links them to gut and skin health and lower inflammatory markers — quiet, build-over-time stuff.
Polyphenols · antioxidants
A clearer signal
The same L-theanine and caffeine pairing is well studied for steady, focused attention — the kind that holds through a long afternoon instead of spiking for an hour.
L-theanine · attention
You feel none of it in a week. You feel all of it in a life.
East meets west. No bad version.
One bundle covers both ways to drink it. Pick a mood, not a compromise.
The tradition
Jade Mountain
Loose-leaf green tea, brewed hot or cold. Smooth, grassy-sweet, nothing to forgive. The way it's been done for four thousand years.
The modern
Green Goddess
Cold-brewed gems that dissolve into a light, crisp, effervescent drink. Drop one in water, wait, done. Good enough to sip all day.
The Reintroduction
The entire green tea habit for $55 — less than the Green Goddess gems cost on their own. Everything else rides along free.
Save $72
New customers only — one set per person. Australia +$6, shown before you pay, no surprises. Don't love it? The guarantee has you, and the bottle stays yours.
Claim your set — $55Only 50 sets. The cheapest, lowest-risk way to give green tea a second chance.
Three ways we take the risk off you.
The empty-tube guarantee
Use it. Finish the tube. If it's not for you, we'll make it right. That's the whole risk — none.
No-BS claims
Green tea is solid, not magic. We'll tell you what it does, and let the consistency do the rest.
Built for real life
Drop a gem in cold water, or steep the leaf. No ceremony, no grade, no ritual. Just a drink you'll keep reaching for.
The fair questions.
Is this a subscription?
No. One bundle, one payment. Nothing auto-renews and nothing turns up next month unless you order it.
What if I don't like it?
The empty-tube guarantee. Finish it, and if it genuinely wasn't worth it, we'll sort you out. We'd rather lose the sale than keep someone who didn't get the point.
What's the shipping?
Free within New Zealand. Australia is +$6, shown up front before you pay — never sprung at checkout.
Is it really new customers only?
Yes — this is a first-order offer, one set per person. If you've bought from us before, this one isn't for you (but thank you, genuinely). It exists to get green tea into the hands of people who'd otherwise never try it.
What's the catch?
There isn't one. You wrote green tea off once — fairly. So we're not making the case in words, we're making it in the bundle: two teas, a bottle, an strainer, the whole habit, set up so the only thing left to decide is whether you start. An offer you'd have to work to refuse. That's the point.
Is it actually for me?
If you've written green tea off, yes. That's exactly who this is built for — the curious, the lapsed, the over-it.
I'm not selling you a miracle. Green tea is solid, not magic — and that's the point. I just want you to drink it: give it a fair go, the correct way. I've made it as easy as I can.
— Jan, Yah Cha
Start the habit today.
$55 for the whole habit — less than you'll spend on coffee this fortnight. $127 of premium green tea, the limited-edition Anew® bottle on the house, shipping included. First 50 sets only.
Free shipping within NZ · empty-tube guarantee · no subscription · Australia +$6