The most powerful thing you're not drinking.
Powerful for thousands of years — you just never liked drinking it. Hot, bitter, boring. So we made it light and refreshing: green tea you'll actually enjoy.
- Save $58
- + Green Tea Gems ($59)
- + Jade Mountain ($39)
- FREE Limited-edition Anew® bottle ($10)
- FREE Stainless-steel tea strainer ($19)
New customers only · Free NZ urban shipping
You've tried it.
You stopped.
Here's why.
Three reasons people quit green tea. All of them fair. All of them fixable.
It tasted like lawn clippings
Bitter, flat — so you quit. Reasonable. This is cold and effervescent, or smooth loose leaf. Good enough to actually want.
You never saw results
Green tea compounds like interest. You feel it over a life, not a week. Most people leave before the payoff.
You thought it was optional
It's a staple. The power is in the repetition, not the cup.
Nothing happens when you drink green tea once. Everything happens when you keep drinking it.
Two things changed since you quit.
One — it's delicious now.
Two — you know how it works: a daily default, not an overnight miracle in a mug.
Not a quick fix. A staple.
Weight, energy, inflammation and cognition — what green tea does for each, once it becomes daily. Not dramatically: reliably, every day, with nothing traded for it.
Metabolism that keeps up
Green tea's catechins and caffeine give energy expenditure and fat metabolism a measurable nudge. The kind of small daily edge that only adds up because it's part of the foundation.
EGCG · catechins
Calm, steady energy
Caffeine and L-theanine work together, so you get calm, level alertness.
L-theanine · caffeine
Less background noise
Green tea's polyphenols are among the most-studied anti-inflammatory compounds there are. Most of that work happens in your gut: calming inflammation there and helping keep the lining strong — quiet, build-over-time stuff.
Polyphenols · gut lining
A clearer signal
The same L-theanine and caffeine pairing is well studied for steady, focused attention — the kind that holds through a long afternoon instead of spiking for an hour.
L-theanine · attention
You feel none of it in a week. You feel all of it in a life.
East meets west. No bad version.
One bundle covers both ways to drink it. Pick a mood, not a compromise.
The tradition
Jade Mountain
Loose-leaf green tea, brewed hot or cold. Smooth, grassy-sweet, nothing to forgive. The way it's been done for thousands of years.
The modern
Green Tea Gems
A jasmine green tea, made into low-temperature gems that dissolve into a light, crisp, effervescent drink. Yes, there's a soft floral note — that's the jasmine, and it's meant to be there. Drop one in water; it dissolves in minutes, not hours. Good enough to sip all day.
The Reintroduction
The entire green tea habit for $69 — everything else rides along free.
Save $58
New customers only — one set per person. Rural NZ +$5, Australia A$7 — worked out from your address and shown before you pay, no surprises. Don't love it? The guarantee has you, and the bottle stays yours.
Claim your set — $69The cheapest, lowest-risk way to give green tea a second chance.
Three ways we take the risk off you.
The empty-tube guarantee
Use it. Finish the tube. If it's not for you, full refund within 60 days. That's the whole risk — none.
No-BS claims
Green tea is solid, not magic. We'll tell you what it does, and let the consistency do the rest.
Built for real life
Drop a gem in cold water, or steep the leaf. Just a drink you'll keep reaching for.
Straight from the people drinking it.
Reviews of the Green Tea Gems, the heart of the set. As they came in.
The fair questions.
Is this a subscription?
No. One bundle, one payment. Nothing auto-renews and nothing turns up next month unless you order it.
What if I don't like it?
The empty-tube guarantee. Finish it, and if it wasn't worth it, full refund within 60 days.
What's the shipping?
Free to urban New Zealand addresses. Rural NZ is +$5 and Australia is A$7 — worked out from your address and shown before you pay, never sprung at the end.
Is it really new customers only?
Yes — this is a first-order offer, one set per person. If you've bought from us before, this one isn't for you (but thank you, genuinely). It exists to get green tea into the hands of people who'd otherwise never try it.
What's the catch?
There isn't one. You wrote green tea off once — fairly. So we're not making the case in words, we're making it in the bundle: two teas, a bottle, a strainer, the whole habit, set up so the only thing left to decide is whether you start. An offer you'd have to work to refuse. That's the point.
Is it actually for me?
If you've written green tea off, yes. That's exactly who this is built for — the curious, the lapsed, the over-it.
I'm not selling you a miracle. Green tea is solid, not magic — and that's the point. I just want you to drink it: give it a fair go, the correct way. I've made it as easy as I can.
— Jan, Yah Cha
Start the habit today.
$69 for the whole habit — less than you'll spend on coffee this fortnight. $127 of premium green tea, the limited-edition Anew® bottle on the house, free urban NZ shipping.
Free NZ urban shipping · empty-tube guarantee · no subscription · Rural NZ +$5 · Australia A$7